Cheese Ball

@FartyCheddarCat on Twitter shared the following piece of cat-written free verse poetry that they gave me permission to share here:

I got to go outside! I founded sum gwass and I had a snak, eben tho da gwass be bwown. I used to hab gwass inside but Chewy sat on it and den it tasted like Chewy's bumbum. And den da gwass died. I say hai to da birdies and I xplor. And den I go inside cuz my paws be cold